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Too Much Chaos, Too Little Time? How to Build Your Mompreneur Empire When Life's a Hot Mess 🦸‍♀️

Hey Baddies,

Your girl Ang here, and it's time to get down and dirty.

Is your life a dumpster fire of epic proportions?

Perfect—you're in the right place! 😉

I'm serving up the nitty-gritty on why your chaos isn't a career killer; it's your freakin' golden ticket. 🎫 Why should you listen to me? 'Cause I've balanced business calls while wiping baby butts. Ever closed a deal while diffusing twin toddlers who are fighting over a LEGO? Yep, I have.

I'm not here to sell you some Pinterest-perfect fantasy; I'm here to keep it real. I've fucked up, learned, and now I’m sharing my golden nuggets on turning your mayhem into moolah. 💵

Grab your go-juice (wine, coffee, tequila—no judgment),

and let's get to the good shit. 🥂🖤✨

Tip #1: Stop Trying to "Have It All" and Start "Owning Your Shit"

Here's the cold, hard truth: "Having it all" is a damn 🦄 unicorn—pretty to imagine but nowhere to be found in real life. What's the alternative? Owning your shit, that's what. You know those supermoms who seem like they've got every aspect of their life on lock? 🚨Spoiler alert: They're faking it & 9 times out of 10, they're frayed as hell behind the scenes. Diapers, deadlines, dinner duty & dirty dishes—who cares? You don't need to nail every damn thing to be a badass. Your power doesn't come from doing it all; it comes from doing what matters most, and doing it really fucking well. 👊 Start with the "MUST Do's", and go from there.

Tip #2: Time Block Like a Badass—But Make It Flexible

"You must master your minutes to master your life," - John C. Maxwell.

Don't know who he is? Doesn't matter, the man's got a point. Time management isn't just for the 9-to-5 cubicle crowd; it's for us, the queens of multitasking. 👑

Think you can handle back-to-back Zoom meetings while pureeing baby food?

🤨 Hell no. Be real with yourself!

Carve out chunks of time for specific tasks but keep that schedule looser than your pre-kid jeans. Shit happens—kids need snacks, clients call, life implodes.

So, instead of setting yourself up for failure with a rigid schedule that rivals military training, aim for something more like 'guidelines' (said in my best Captain Jack Sparrow voice).

Got a 2-hour work window? Sweet. Use 90 minutes for grinding and keep 30 as a buffer for when shit inevitably hits the fan. When you assign specific tasks to certain time slots in your day, you know exactly what needs to get rescheduled if the #MomLifeBomb goes off. 💣

Nail this, and you're not just surviving the mompreneur life—you're owning it. 🖤✨

Tip #3: Burnout's Knocking? Tell It to Piss Off

Ya know how I'm the go-to gal for sniffing out burnout before you crash and burn, right? Real talk: even this queen of "do the damn thing" has boundaries. 🙅‍♀️

Found myself juggling lofty sales goals, salon madness, and mom-life to the point of a meltdown. What'd I do? Hit pause.

No client calls, no phone at all, & no chaos—just me, a glass of red, and some true crime to zone out to. 💀

Arianna Huffington says, "Failure is part of success."

🤷‍♀️ Well, taking a break ain't failure, babe—it's strategy.

Recharge and come back swinging.

Tip #4: Don't Just Hustle, Shuffle—Diversify, Baby!

You know the saying, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket"? Well, whoever said that knew a thing or two about survival. 💯 I'm not just a network marketing diva; I also slay the hair game behind the chair, and keep my household from descending into anarchy 😵‍💫🥴 (barely, but hey, it counts).

Just because you're good at one thing doesn't mean you can't be a total badass at something else. Who says you can't run an Etsy shop while also being a freelance writer or social media guru? Diversify your hustle and keep 'em guessing.

Richard Branson said, "Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming." 🚌 Well, hop on, sister. The more hustles you juggle, the less likely you'll drop the ball when one goes sideways.

Tip #5: Own Your Chaos Like It's Your Secret Sauce—No, Seriously Though, DO IT!

Look, we've all got chaos. But you? You've got the kind of glorious, hot mess of a life that can either bury you or make you legendary. 😵‍💫 It's what I call the #HotMessSUCCESS

So let's lean hard into that latter option, shall we? #BeLegendary 🦄

If you're committed to turning your pandemonium into power, then you've got no time to waste! Ready to level the hell up? 🚀

You need—no, you MUST—grab my FREE Guide:

"Turning Your Chaos Into Your Superpower: The Badass Mompreneur's Playbook," like, yesterday. Seriously, it's go time, lady. 💯 The empire isn't going to build itself.

Click that link, snag the guide, & let’s set your world on fire—in the best way. 🔥🖤✨

So, What's the Holdup, Mama?

Let's get one thing straight—you're not a mess, you're a masterpiece in progress. 💖

Stop scrolling, start clicking.

Because honestly, if not now, when?

🫖 Wanna spill some tea, or got an epic win to share? I can't wait to hear about it! Slam that comment section below. The world needs more unfiltered you, and I CANNOT wait to celebrate your badassery! 🤜✨🤛

P.S. Hey, if you want to chat strategy with me one-on-one,

text the word "CHAOS" to (585) 902-9911, and we'll set it up boo! 🫶

Can't wait to help you turn your chaos into your crown! 👑


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